While watching all the Mal-function, I had a nightmarish idea. What would have happened if some of those maverick leaders from other states were to be Malayalees ?
The answers are at once interesting as well as scary ! My first thought was about what would have happened if Mamata Banerjee were to be a Malayalee ?
She would have been Mamadha Bannerjee and would have been called 'Chechi' !
Chechi would have banned all the cartoons and the ban would have been a 'Bann' with an additional 'n'.
All pending railway projects in Kerala would have been completed and the Edappally railway over-bridge near Amrita hospital would have become a reality long ago and not remained a welcome arch for over a decade.
|The Welcome Arch of Valappally !|
As the railways minster, Chechi would have demanded Rs. 5000 Crores from the exchequer for a railway line between Kochi and Dubai.
|Kochi - Dubai Railway Line|
EMS, AKG and Punnapra - Vayalar struggle would have become history from the history text books in Kerala.
'Deshabhimani' wouldn't be available in Ernakulam public library.
The Zimbly slippers would have made a killing by projecting the leader as their unofficial brand-ambassador.
|Zimbly Slippers !|
Luckily she never became a defense minister. Else a Lieutenant Colonel would have become Rightinant Colonel.
If she were to be the I & B Minister, the once popular television serial "Left Right Left" would have become "Right Right Right".
Wayanad would be vying for separate state status.
Left leaning photos of Pisa tower would have been banned in Kerala.
|No more Left leaning !|