Can't be Serious?

After reading my last blog post "The End of Global warming", my friends lambasted me. Murali even wanted it to be deleted immediately because he believed it was causing a lot of damage. So what do we call it? 'Global Harming'? In spite of protests from my best friends, I have kept the post on because I never wanted it to be taken seriously. If it evoked a wry or a dry smile; that is what it was meant for. If it irritated you, we must remember people smoking in A/C halls! This post can't be that offensive!!!

This streak of irresponsible nature was always there in me. I remember the day when I was attending my Forensic Medicine practical examination. Most of my mates were trying to mug up whatever they could during the waiting period. I was my usual self, playing pranks and pulling legs. This was not because I was some kind of a nerveless Genius. My reaction to anxiety, tension and stress has always been to crack a joke. The joke might sound banal some times, but it has helped me to fight the escalating stress.

So one of my irritated classmates asked, "Shenoy, when are you going to become serious?". This girl was obviously pissed off and wanted me to stop the nonsense. So I shot back, "Whenever that happens, I don't want you to be treating me. Tense people make bad Doctors!". She gave it back, "You'll never prosper in life". I was wrong on that day, she too was. Today, she is a pretty successful Pediatrician and I am making a decent living too!

My Banner, my Motto and my blog are the same: Live, Love and Laugh!. I love to watch comedies and very often again and again. I can easily break down if I see someone crying; live or in movies. This weakness has made me more determined to stay off some acclaimed movies due to the 'Rona-Dhona' content. I avoid talking to women relatives of seriously ill patients simply because they can cry easily. You can't be having a spectacle of the Doctor weeping along with the relatives of the patient. There have been times when I had to rush out to the rest room to avoid this embarrassing situation!

This my friends is my problem! Pardon me for my ways that may appear imbecile to you. But I just am not strong enough upstairs, so I try to diffuse the situation with humor. 20 April was one of the hottest days out here and I was really frustrated by the heat. So I had to take the heat out on something. That is when I stumbled upon the Rakhi Sawant interview. In spite of there hardly being anything she has left for us male folks to 'Imagine'; Rakhi was threatening us with 'No Show'! That is why I felt the chill! Take it or leave it, but I mean no Global Harming! Thank you and love you all!

The End of Global Warming !

As I was buzzing on my Gmail page about the intolerable heat, I suddenly started to feel really cold in my cabin. Well, the 16 Degree Celsius temperatures offered by the Air-conditioners never really made me feel so cold; even during winter. I thought I was going to catch a fever. But my temperature was normal and I had no other symptom associated with Viral Fever.

I was really wondering and decided to look on the net for the meteorology reports and see what I got! The reason for the sudden cooling of Mother Earth is THIS!

To this date, we were blaming wrong policies, man's greed and atrocity against nature, rapid urbanization and even George W Bush and Narendra Modi for Global Warming. But now we know the reason! All these days we didn't realize this. This will come as a big shock for the Environmentalists.

Rakhi Sawant came on Indian entertainment industry like a whiff of hot air from a giant sized dryer. Just Imagine, she managed to lift the fortunes of a Channel single-handed and then got a career for her  boyfriend before discarding him. She even managed to raise the old man from the dead!

All this while the signs were there for all to see, but we failed to see them. But now all of a sudden the truth is out. This will be a big shock for her fans. The masculine force of India will never be the same again! But what Rakhi has done is in the larger interest of the planet. It is now evident that she realized Eyjafjallajökull happened because of her and hence this sacrifice.

So far she sacrificed her clothes to warm up the globe and most of the men stopped wearing anything due to the heat. Now she will start wearing some clothes at last and the gents apparel industry is bound to grow. Let us all stand up and applaud this noble act of a Diva who has realized the truth about her prowess!

Now we can live on a cooler earth minus the one piece, two piece or three piece postures of Rakhi Sawant! Peace be upon Earth!

Clash of the Twitans!

Shashi Tharoor is an honorable man. He is Sonia Gandhi's poster-boy and he believes in RTI-Right To Information Act. So he goes on Twitter, Tweet Tweet about anything and everything from 'Holy Cows' to 'Cattle Class' to 'Interlocutors'. We all know how this innocent act of Tharoor almost brought the Nation to a screeching halt.

Lalit Modi is an honorable man too. He believes in RTI too. He too believes 'People' have the right to know everything, including the 'Individual Stakes' of each partner in the Kochi IPL Franchise'. So he too goes 'Tweet Tweet'.

Now this innocent tweeting has caused a huge commotion with people claiming Modi's dislike for Shashi Tharoor and his 'Karbonn Kamaal ka Catch' Ms. Sunanda Pushkar. Ours is a 'Nation' that runs high on 'ImagiNation'! Two perfectly honorable men who are just going about their business with the sweet sound of 'Tweet Tweet' and the whole country is abuzz with rumors that can be labeled "Clash of the Twitans"!

So if there indeed is a clash as the incorrigible media people are claiming, I have only one set of doubts. At the end of it all, will Tharoor be a 'Modi-fied' man or will he borrow the Mongoose from Hayden?

Who will enjoy the 'Citi Moment of Success' and who will be clobbered for a 'DLF Maximum'? Friends, Malayalees and Countrymen, don't go anywhere; keep your lines on. Let us just take a Maxx Mobile Strategic Timeout and wait...